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[queenofseers]

I...right. [ She's the kind of person who feels the need to put everything in levels, though she knows what Riptide says is true. ]

No. He's fucking short, actually. I'm not even that tall and he's like a head shorter. [ Weird! ] He did once build a mech about your height. But it wasn't sentient and basically existed to shoot lasers out of the tits it didn't need. He likes everyone and their mum to know his shithead fetishes, clearly.

[knaval]

...

[despite himself, there's a short snort of laughter from the other end of the feed.]

That's awful. What did you do with it?

[queenofseers]

[ The laugh breaks the tension, a little. It was disturbing for a lot of reasons...but it was also so over-the-top that it was kind of funny. ]

The fight it was in deflated like a popped balloon once I showed up and told everyone to actually focus on the person causing the problem they were punching each other over...so I'm guessing Woden just found a way to put it in storage. For all we know he's making another one to terrorize us with.

[ Oh, wait, hm. That thought makes it stop being that amusing, and as she speaks her tone changes to accommodate the feeling. ]

[knaval]

If he is, he definitely doesn't know that I can summon a gun that can easily destroy anything human-made.

[brainstorm's weapons, as over the top as they are... they're useful. no-one can deny that.]

[queenofseers]

You do? [ Is that hyperbole or literal, she wonders. ] Is that the point of the gun?

That, and you'd have to hope it works on Pantheon tech. I think Persephone's the only one of us who can actually break Woden's shit.

[knaval]

Nah. It's just really big.

[which... sound logic? sorta?]

Well, the only way we'll find out is if he's actually doing that, and if my gun wouldn't work I'd just... I don't know.

[SAID VERY SERIOUSLY:] Punch its tits off.

[queenofseers]

Of course it is. [ Riptide. She should know you this well by now. ]

You'd have to punch its tits off, honestly. [ Okay, maybe her mood is improving again. ] Robots don't even need fucking tits. Woden is depressingly predictable sometimes.