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[baphlement]

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[queenofseers]

Come on. I know you know how to use words.

[baphlement]

[queenofseers]

Oh, fuck you.

[ ...Although. ]

Did Inanna get you into Sumerian history or something?

[baphlement]

Inanna could get me into a lot of things, probably.

[queenofseers]

That is way too much information.

[baphlement]

Hazard of investigative journalism!

[queenofseers]

You should know those weren't the kind of questions I was asking. They still aren't.

Do you have anything actually relevant to tell me besides "Woden's still a pervert?" Because I have a pretty full understanding of that one already, thanks.

[baphlement]

Yeah, actually. Serious note. We need to lock him down, MAYBE NOT LITERALLY Ms. LiteRate-My-Professor.com

But in some way.

[queenofseers]

Thanks for actually bothering to specify thing time. [ She hasn't forgotten your sins, Baph.

She's also, in many ways, pissed that she can barely have a conversation with anyone these days without it coming around to this topic. ] You don't need to remind me. I was out at his city-wide murder/fuck party during the time loop when Inanna took him out. I know exactly how mind-blowingly shitty he's gotten.

I think Baal has some sort of ideas. At least that's what I got from his out-of-nowhere campaign promises.

[baphlement]

You, me, and Baal.

Goth Lightning: The Prophecy.

[queenofseers]

Is that supposed to be some sort of band name? Or collaboration title? Because it's not a very coherent one.

And is wildly off-topic, for that matter. Why were you giving Woden any attention in the first place?

[baphlement]

Because I'm not of the "Let's Ignore The Problem Hoping It Just Goes Away" mentality, mate.

[queenofseers]

[ Well, that hits a nerve. ]

I just fucking told you that I was out there trying to stop him! Unlike you, apparently! You can act like you're so much better than me when I see you doing the same thing.

Trolling him via text message is nothing compared to actually facing him.

[baphlement]

Oh yeah, here I am, acting like I'm better than everyone else.
That's definitely MY thing and not the thing of the person I'm talking to right now!

[queenofseers]

Fuck you! You can't act superior and then say I'm the one who's doing it!

[ She really shouldn't let this get to her. Baphomet did try to kill her once. But screw him for this- for pretending this isn't horrible for her. ]

Let me know when you actually contribute to this instead of saying we should and fucking off about dildos. You're pretending you have some idea of how bad this is. But you don't.

[baphlement]

You know what, Urdr?


You're right. That's not what I meant to do, and I'm not trying to pick a fight with you.

[queenofseers]

[ ...What?

Someone is apologizing to her? Baphomet is apologizing? Is this bait?? ]

Alright. What are you trying to do, then?

[baphlement]

I'm trying to keep him involved. Best leash we can muster for now. He'll act out again, he'll do something to get our attention and people will get hurt because of it.

[queenofseers]

[ He's...not wrong. It's so annoying when someone like him is right about something. Hm. ]

If you're the one willing to get perved on for the foreseeable future, then go ahead. But you can't get anyone else involved unless you know they're willing and they can take it.

I'm not going anywhere near him. And we both know he can't get within a fucking mile of Dio.

[baphlement]

I'm not really Woden's type. Probably the safest demographic to deal with him.

It's a deal, then.

[queenofseers]

Again. Gross.

Just don't fuck around too much. I wouldn't put it past him to hurt anyone. Let alone you.

[ She cares, deep down in her dark heart. ]

[baphlement]

[Awww, Cass!]

Duly noted. I'll pass along any updates, cross my heart.

[queenofseers]

[ Look, if he gets hurt, Persephone and Dio will be sad. Nobody wants that, okay. ]

You'd better.

And you'd also better come up with a phrase to use that doesn't go against your oh-so-sacred demonic persona.

[baphlement]

That's the fun of it, using such a phrase. What, are you running a catchphrase critique blog now?